18 Things to do during an exam you know you're going to fail

1. Come down with a BAD case of Tourette’s Syndrome during the exam.
2. Run into the exam room looking about frantically. Breathe a
sigh of relief. Go to the instructor, say “They’ve found me, I
have to leave the country” and run off.

3. Get a copy of the exam, run out screaming “Andre, Andre, I’ve
got the secret documents!!”

4. Talk the entire way through the exam. Read questions aloud,
debate your answers with yourself out loud. If asked to stop,
yell out, “I’m SOOO sure that you can hear me thinking.” Then
start talking about what a jerk the instructor is.

5. 15 min. into the exam, stand up, rip up all the papers into
very small pieces, throw them into the air and yell out “Merry
Christmas.” If you’re really daring, ask for another copy of the
exam. Say you lost the first one. Repeat this process every 15
min.

6. Bring things to throw at the instructor when she’s not
looking. Blame it on the person nearest to you.

7. As soon as the instructor hands you the exam, eat it.

8. Turn in the exam approx. 30 min. into it. As you walk out,
start commenting on how easy it was.

9. Get the exam. 20 min into it, throw your papers down
violently, scream out “Screw this!” and walk out triumphantly.

10. Come to the exam wearing a black cloak. After about 30 min,
put on a white mask and start yelling “I’m here, the phantom of
the opera” until they drag you away.

11. Try to get people in the room to do a wave.

12.  After you get the exam, call the instructor over, point to
any question, ask for the answer. Try to work it out of him/her.

13. Bring a pillow. Fall asleep (or pretend to) until the last
15 minutes. Wake up, say “oh geez, better get cracking” and do
some gibberish work. Turn it in a few minutes early.

14. Walk into the exam with an entourage. Claim you are going to
be taping your next video during the exam. Try to get the
instructor to let them stay, be persuasive. Tell the instructor
to expect a percentage of the profits if they are allowed to
stay.

15. Bring a water pistol with you. Nuff said.

16. Bring a friend to give you a back massage the entire way
through the exam. Insist this person is needed, because you have
bad circulation.

17. Bring balloons, blow them up, start throwing them around
like they do before concerts start.

18. In the middle of the test, have a friend rush into the
classroom, tag your hand, and resume taking your test for you.
When the teacher asks what’s going on, calmly explain the rules
of Tag Team Testing to him/her.